OFFICIAL TRAINING SIMULATORDIP: LUNCH
DIP: LUNCH
ESCAPE PROTOCOL
Navigate Digestive County. Avoid mouths, napkins, spoons, solar events, and the crushing understanding that your species was invented as a treat. Collect freezer units. Deploy panic sprinkles. Scream tactically.
WASD / ARROWS = MOVESPACE = PANIC SPRINKLESX = TACTICAL SCREAM
How To Not Die
Blue freezer units reduce melt. BAG FOR CONE™ gives one shield. Mouths, napkins, spoons and heat hurt. After enough chaos, a Customer arrives.
Why Is This Happening?
Following the 2007 cafeteria event, all sentient cones are required to complete Lunch Escape training annually. Dip has failed nine times because the menu screen makes him nervous.